My mom is moving to Toronto in the morning.

I feel so alone right now.

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So you can make me cum
that doesn’t make you Jesus.

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monkeysaysficus:

thebohemiancircus:

catdad:

Tori Amos - Winter

This is my favorite song in the entire world.

That’s not even an overstatement

In my freshman year of high school, I wrote a ten page paper about this song. I’m serious, it’s just the best song ever.

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catdad:

Tori Amos - Winter

This is my favorite song in the entire world.

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You can have your artRAVEs and Dressed To Kill tours. This is the real queen.

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  • #silent all these years #tori amos #tori #amos #zoo #oregon zoo
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I have this coworker who refers to all of the cis gay men that we work with using feminine pronouns, but he won’t refer to our transwoman coworker using them.

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  • callmebryceleeTMI TUESDAY: Party All the Time Edition: 1) BIRTHDAY PARTY: Best birthday present you've ever received? 2) TEA PARTY: Tea or coffee? 3) POLITICAL PARTY: What party platform do you typically find yourself identifying with? 4) SLUMBER PARTY: How do you sleep: on stomach, side, on back? 5) WEDDING PARTY: Have you ever been in a wedding and in what capacity where you in it? 6) BACHELOR PARTY: Ever been to Vegas? 7) FRAT PARTY: Beer or liquor?
  • 1) I never receive many birthday presents. I can’t think of any specific ones that stand out. Probably something edible. 2) Tea! Especially herbal tea. 3) I’m a democrat. 4) On my stomach, naked. 5) Nope. 6) Lived there! 7) Liquor, definitely.

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asexualityresources:

So, if we gave a letter to (almost) everyone who wanted one, it would look like this?

LLGGBTTIQQ2SPAAAAAD

Lesbian, Lithosexual, Gay, Grey-a, Bisexual, Transsexual, Transgender, Intersex, Queer, Questioning, 2 Spirited, Pansexual, Asexual, Aromantic, Agender, Androgynous, and Demisexual

That’s including all the ones I know or heard of.

Holy shit.

Wow you forgot Allies wtf

in fact it should just be AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

for allies

just allies

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They should remake The Parent Trap with Lindsay Lohan playing two versions of herself: the hot mess that she is today and the Mean Girls era LiLo. Mean Girls LiLo has to go on Oprah and pretend to be Hot Mess LiLo, and Hot Mess LiLo has to film for a sequel to Mean Girls. It will be a hit.

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