justasimplehoe:

what are the symptoms of being fergalicious

It’s such a rare disorder that it’s hard to pinpoint exact symptoms. Many have claimed to be Fergalicious, only to have their claims disproven; after all, can’t no other lady put it down like Patient Zero, code name “The Dutchess”.

Contrary to popular belief, a person experiencing Fergalicious qualities will not be easy, nor sleazy. They are also not promiscuous. Possible symptoms do include: blowing kisses that put them boys on rock rock, being up in the gym just working on your fitness, and being so delicious (Tastey, Tastey). For now, the only confirmed symptom is most likely the worst; a Fergalicious person, by definition, make them boys go loco.

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Tori Amos - Winter

This is my favorite song in the entire world.

That’s not even an overstatement

In my freshman year of high school, I wrote a ten page paper about this song. I’m serious, it’s just the best song ever.

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catdad:

Tori Amos - Winter

This is my favorite song in the entire world.

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