• skittle-happy-mattI like my salad with ranch dressing (or blue cheese or caesar) with garlic croutons. and sometimes chicken or steak bits :D
  • I’ve never had steak on a salad, but it sounds incredible. You sound like a man with a good head on his shoulders, knowing your salad preferences so well.

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I bought my ticket for Australia today.

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Was just hanging out downtown and heard gunshots.

At first we thought it was just some douchebag hitting a sign, but then people started running and probably twenty cop cars showed up.

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The twink in front of me at the grocery store checkout is buying laxative powder.

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matthewlove:

amethysthesia:

I submit that hers is among the finest concert renditions of this song. 

How nice to see this!!

I’ve seen this video a hundred times, but it brought me to tears today.

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  • #yoooooooo so who wants to gimme some?
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bearickson:

G’night y’all! Don’t forget to be kind to others and yourself, and spay and neuter your pets. 

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Any Aussie followers, please message me.

Especially if you’re in the Sydney area.

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bop my bussy

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