1. 12:52 24th Apr 2014

    Notes: 6

    image: Download

    I am so hot.

    I am so hot.

     
  2. 22:07 16th Apr 2014

    Notes: 11

    When you scroll through a photoset of a hot guy and there ain’t no dick at the end…

    When you scroll through a photoset of a hot guy and there ain’t no dick at the end…

     
  3. 22:58 13th Apr 2014

    Notes: 3305713

    Reblogged from whoseatinggilbertsgrapes

    vivi-shiba:

j-aws:

ryedragon:

inritum:

reblog and make a wish!this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.
THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.
The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.
AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.
THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

yay its back.

so…I half jokingly reblogged this yesterday cos I thought it was a nice picture…and was like oh wow I only get wishes on birthdays what would I wish for?!?!?! how about gainful employment L0L… and like…I have a job now? That I never applied for? That someone just called me up and said “here, have this”? In a place I really really like?So like… h8ers gonna h8 or something


I wish that I could get out of Portland forever.

    vivi-shiba:

    j-aws:

    ryedragon:

    inritum:

    reblog and make a wish!


    this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

    OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

    THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

    The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

    AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

    THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

    yay its back.

    so…
    I half jokingly reblogged this yesterday cos I thought it was a nice picture…
    and was like oh wow I only get wishes on birthdays what would I wish for?!?!?! how about gainful employment L0L

    … and like…

    I have a job now? That I never applied for? That someone just called me up and said “here, have this”? In a place I really really like?

    So like… h8ers gonna h8 or something

    I wish that I could get out of Portland forever.

     
  4. If you are literally not able to be away from your phone for an hour or two while with friends…

    Then you should consider making new friends. They obviously bore you.

     
  5. 22:52

    Notes: 9091

    Reblogged from quotidianheroics

    Tags: derp derp

    quotidianheroics:

    salteencrackersx:

    Just let that sink in.

    this isn’t as relevant as you think it is

    I don’t know what I’m supposed to be letting sink in. That they’re both… Um… ???????

     
  6. I ate it… With my butt.
    — My friend marzipanlouise, referring to my phone.
     
  7. 19:56 2nd Apr 2014

    Notes: 4

    Jason from the RPDR pit crew just started following me on twitter.

    Mike Ruiz was my first follower.

    I’m gonna be famous.

     
  8. 14:28

    Notes: 1

    Okay, so I’m thinking about making a Banoffee pie, but I don’t like whipped cream, so I had the idea to put vanilla custard on top instead. Then I thought, I could make the crust out of vanilla wafers, essentially creating a mashup of two incredible desserts. 

     
  9. 13:05

    Notes: 2

    image: Download

    I made some cheesy garlic biscuits.

    I made some cheesy garlic biscuits.

     
  10. 18:48 30th Mar 2014

    Notes: 332548

    Reblogged from justlearningasigo

    deal-breaker:

    Welcome to America where everyone is equal except everyone

    Except white upperclass men.

     
  11. When 18-20-year-olds are like, “Alcohol tastes so gross, I’ll never drink.”

    Uh huh. Yep. Sure.

     
  12. 12:40 24th Mar 2014

    Notes: 4743

    Reblogged from pennies-and-salmon

    image: Download

    Since Valentine’s Day, 1845, to be specific.

    Since Valentine’s Day, 1845, to be specific.

    (Source: celestial-cephalopod)

     
  13. 03:13 22nd Mar 2014

    Notes: 218778

    Reblogged from phurlz

    iwasneverasweetheart:

    shakuzen:

    michaeljsingh:

    Dogs reacting to magic tricks the same way people do: adorably.

    THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY

    so cute!

     
  14. bruce-waynin-on-all-yall asked: If you had to choose between music or technology, which would toy choose?

    Are we talking about technology in general, or modern technology? This question is… very difficult. 

    The Merriam-Webster Dictionary defines Technology as:

    a :  the practical application of knowledge especially in a particular area

    b :  a capability given by the practical application of knowledge

    It defines Music as:

    a :  the science or art of ordering tones or sounds in succession, in combination, and in temporal relationships to produce a composition having unity and continuity

    b :  vocal, instrumental, or mechanical sounds having rhythm, melody, or harmony
    If Technology is applying knowledge in a particular area, and Music is a science or art, one cannot exist without the other. I keep both.
     
  15. bruce-waynin-on-all-yall asked: What is your favorite animal?

    When I was 15, someone that I was dating asked me this question and it took me two weeks to settle on tigers. I’ve had that as my stored answer since then. However, if I’m actually honest, dogs. Dogs are my favorite animals.